Just Teasin' You!

So here's a quick update: some really astoundingly awesome news, and some veeeeeery slightly bad news.

Ready for it, sonny? Here eh' go (tips straw hat and drums the ukulele).

The really astoundingly awesome news is that CHIMERA FALLS is now officially slated for release *IN PRINT EVERYWHERE*. Didn't see it in words on the publisher web site until several minutes ago, and needless to say I'm so psyched that you'd mistake me for a crack addict.

The veeeeeery slightly bad news is the release date for the book has been pushed back three days. Official release date of the most terrifying sequel to the most thrilling vampire novel of 2009 is now December 6, 2010.

(drums the final note on the ukulele)

And that's all, folks.

It's Cozy Time!

Time to get cozy! Cozy time! Get to time cozy! Cozy time get to!! Man, I'm screwed up.

Anyhoo, click this link to read a primo interview of moi on the fascinating debut THE CAIN LETTERS and the exciting follow-up slated for release on December 3, 2010 CHIMERA FALLS. I promise you will be in ecstasy..... (smokes a hoooooookaaaaaaah).

Love always,
the Wretched Writer, Pierre Roustan

HOLY COW!!! Kung Fu Movies and Vitamins

My God, how hard is it to actually have the time to keep up the "Writing and Reading" blog and still be able to breathe and normally function like a regular human being on this Earth. I wonder why. Could it be a lack of Vitamins? Maybe I'm not getting enough protein. Or maybe I'm not allowing myself enough time to watch Kung Fu movies. (My words are not matching up with my mouth) (translation: read my lips and this is what I'm actually saying.... WOW LA LA POO PEE WIKI LALALA SUPER SOOOOOOOOO CACA) Yay, Kung Fu and Vitamins.

Seriously, it's been, like, a month since my last confession, er...... post. Sorry, Catholicism. But you know what? I'm writing another post, yay! And you know what else? I do in fact know why I've left the blogosphere so silent in the depths of humanity of this universe and cosmic gases and anomalies, and it is not a lack of Vitamins or Kung Fu. No, no, no, no, no, no.

You know why? It's that I'm secretly stressed over the fact that CHIMERA FALLS, my second book, will be released in less than a MONTH now. I'm excited, too. But let's just say that my mind is running a few miles a second. Eat your heart out, Superman. You may be able to rotate the Earth in the opposite direction; but you can't beat my ability to churn butter with my fingers from across the room..... (focuses fingers across the room and cringes). Butter hath been churned.

So, hello, readers. I am fine now. I shall be back, hopefully a little saner than now. I am going to dunk my head into the pillow. (translation: SASKETCHAWANAHACKALOOGIE HOOKIE MONKEY KUNG FOOOOOOOO)